• ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
• 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
• 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
• 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

hello sexy….I’m Andrea. Nice to meet you ;-)

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SO TRUE. I feel it really bad right now.

I want to be 5 forever.

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how i feel about food.

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haha :)

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What's wrong with our society.

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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Who isnt a dessert person? 

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